SFFSP Episode 12: Breakfast sandwich of the gods, if the gods ate breakfast (I have it on good authority that they do not)

• Have a barbecue where someone leaves some hamburger buns
  
• Hardboil some eggs that are pretty old but not too old
  
• Cut up an avocado and I like to squirt some lime juice on there
  
• Wash off a couple pieces of romaine lettuce
  
• Put some spreadable cheese (laughing cow or that like armenian knock-off) and some mayo (for once in my life not miracle whip but mayo) on those buns
  
• Cut up the eggs and probably hit them with some salt and pepper
  
• Put all those shits together in whatever order you see fit; I'm not one to tell a man how to stack his sandwich, that shit is PERSONAL, but for me, from top to bottom, it was like this:
  • bun
  • mayo
  • lettuce
  • eggs
  • avocados
  • cheese
• Oh my sweet lord it is delicious

Figure 12: How are you to know whether the cow, whose earrings are a packaged cheese product, is laughing at you.