- Be located in a pain in the ass sort of place
- Don't give bands free drinks, or even drink discounts, or even one free drink out of shame at your stingy ass
- Get your sound guy to tell me how to use a microphone
- Kick me out of an empty bar stool because apparently like an hour ago someone ordered food there and now wants to eat there
- Have the sound completely and totally suck
- Oh also could you make it all hot and muggy and fill the place with annoying cocks in white caps?
- Congratulations, now I hate your bar!
- Maybe if you suck my balls I will ever go there again!
Friday, August 07, 2009
How to make me hate your bar 101
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Downtown T.C.?
Don't wanna name names, but, well, ya.
Yeah I tried to code it ambiguously...shouldn't show up as a Google search result, or anything.
Shoulda hit the Duck Room! Shit was tiiiiiiiiight.
At minimum, I'd say you should get two drink tickets. Or, like at Mangia, a free meal and bartenders who slip you freebies throughout the evening. Sheesh.
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