man, fuck chairs

They deserve the asses they get shoved in their faces all the time. Fuck chairs, man. Fuck chairs.

See this chair?



Man, fuckin' fuck this chair.

I don't want to sit in a chair.

Do you ever have that thing where you just don't feel like sitting in a chair? I mean, you want to sit, maybe even, but just not in a chair? I don't want to sit in a chair.

For example:


I don't want to sit in this chair at all.