Monday, October 27, 2008

Dear American Apparel website,

Just a quick line to say thanks. Thanks for the good times we had when I was lonely and the baseball game was getting kinda boring, and I had somehow got sick of the more explicit websites I so often turn to in times like these. It feels good to know that nobody had to work in a sweatshop to make those clothes which in turn made it so nobody had to get quite all the way naked to show me a good time on your internets. Thanks for having a weird and creepy guy who runs your company and makes this all so... probable (in the words of Alex Chilton).

Sincerely,
Matty Lite

2 comments:

Matthew Frederick said...

wow, way to find some big star footage. there is very little of it on the youtubes, it seems.

kg said...

Big Star is kick-ass.