This isn't a sandwich, but a cocktail. I invented it. Last night. It goes like this:
- Buy a bottle of Old Overholt (it is the manliest looking bottle on the shelf) and an econo-sized block of sharp cheddar cheese.
- Put an ice cube in a cup.
- Pour some rye in that same cup.
- Break off (don't get a knife dirty for this) a pretty huge hunk of the cheese.
- Drink the whiskey; eat the cheese.
Figure 12: The Manliest Bottle on the Shelf
Ok, I guess it isn't a cocktail. It's just cheap rye on the rocks and a hunk of cheese. What. You got a problem with that?
4 comments:
Old Overholt is good stuff for sure. And indeed, so manly! Surely there's a manlier cheese than cheddar to go with it?
I'm thinkin' maybe pepper jack?
That comes pretty close. I think the NAME of "Monterey Jack" is manlier, but the actual cheese of Pepper Jack is manlier. It's like takin' a big bite o' nacho cheese in solid form, baby. Heckfire, I want some now.
Relatedly: Did you ever watch CHIP 'N' DALE RESCUE RANGERS? I always found it hilarious that the character named "Monterey Jack" A)was a mouse, cuz of course mice love cheese, AM I RIGHT? and B)had an Australian accent. Good ol' MONTEREY JACK, named after a city in CALIFORNIA and a businessman from that city, with the AUSTRALIAN accent. Now THAT's MANLY!
I don't know, the Bulleit bottle is pretty manly. Frontier whiskey, after all. So says the bottle
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