I went camping and had some leftover marshmallows from "S'mores" (man that is a terrible name, why is it called that, it makes me cringe to even type it). So I made some rice krispy treats, you know. Easy. Not blog-worthy. But then a few days later I realized I still had more generic rice krispies, a few marshmallows, and a chocolate bar I hadn't noticed. So in a temporary fit of over-confidence I decided to try my hand at one jumbo...
Crispy Chocolate Dooky Roll
- Melt some marshmallows and a little butter in a pot
- Not too much butter, now
- Put just a little shake of generic rice crispies in there and stir it up as smooth as you can get it
- DON'T just pour it on some wax paper-- I did that and regretted it
- DO pour it onto like a dough-rolling type surface that you have sprinkled with-- get this, this is my real innovation here-- fuckin' NON-DAIRY CREAMER, people. Seriously. It works.
- Roll that shit into a little shit.
- Meanwhile be melting the chocolate bar you found in your cupboard. Maybe add a dash of milk.
- Oh ya I think it seems like a good idea to put the crispy marshmallow dook into the fridge while you melt the chocolate.
- But then take it out and pour the melted chocolate over it, and roll it around in the chocolate to coat it.
- Then sprinkle a bunch of salted roasted peanuts on there, and roll it around in there so they stick all into the chocolate
- Put that shit in the fridge
- Save it for when someone special comes to visit
- It looks quite literally like shit. Eat it and die a happy man/woman/man-woman.
It was supposed to be like a mixture of
and 
Instead it turned out looking like something you'd find here. What you gonna do.
1 comment:
oooh. if i ate marshmallows i would definitely make this. sounds delish.
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