Here are some realizations that I came to much later than by rights I ought to have:
- That word that sounds like "shiek" and that word that is spelled "chic" don't just have similar meanings, they are the same word! (2001)
- It's "up and at 'em," not "up and Adam." (2000)
- "News" is just the plural of "new." (2007)
- "Specific" and "general" come from species and genera. (2009)
- Just as that old cheap beer called Meisterbrau is the lion of beers, the lion itself is the lion of the animal kingdom. (2003)
- Mickey Rooney and Andy Rooney are two completely different people. (2007)
- Tom Colicchio (the bald judge from Top Chef) and Andrew Zimmer (the bald dude who eats weird food) are two completely different people. (2008)
- The Indian dude in Short Circuit isn't Indian at all. (2006)
I know I have had some more hilarious ones than this. Such are the consequences of not demanding too much sense out of the world. If I should die after all please let my epitaph be "late to the party." Do this for a man who only this year finally unravelled the concepts of Judge Reinhold, Judd Nelson, and the guy who played Judge Harry Stone on Night Court.
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What of Judge Dread? Jughead from the Archie comics? Jud, the guy on the Real World that drew comics? Judge Judy? Jud Jud Jud-eh Jud-eh Jud-eh Jud-eh (as rendered by A. Gilmore)?
Wow, I didn't know that about the Indian dude in Short Circuit.
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