Dogs in alleys would have no vocal cords, and there would be no fucking god damn pidgeons. Also I would still be sleeping.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
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3 comments:
Porcupines would be boobs
What if God was one of us?
He'd give burritos labias.
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