I am sorry for being away for so long. I have been busy with other things. But don't think I haven't thought of you. I have some ideas. Wanna hear them? Want me to make an unordered list? You got it, B!
- a hilarious new youtube video based on the law and order theme
- the story of how my friend got mugged and then became a softball hero
- plugs for shows I am in
- new stand-up style jokes I made up, like this one: "Seriously, though, it's great to wake up next to a beautiful girl . . . [comedic pause] . . . who's still alive."
- a song-by-song comparison/review of Alex Chilton's and Chris Bell's first (and, in the latter's case, only) post-Big Star solo records.
- stupid ideas for commercials that would be funny once, but then irritating as HELL
- versions of famous songs where certain parts repeat too many times, or where certain sequential processes are carried on for too long, to comedic effect
- brand new nicknames for my balls
- anti-bird propaganda
- a memoire of the challenges inherent in trying to love, or at least not hate, a dog I hate
- not smoking for a year
- my continued love affair with the unordered list tag
5 comments:
can I add an item to your list?
... OK, Thanks, will-do....
•CHOLESTEROL!!!
fuggetaboutit!
also... "more like LOST WAGES"!!!
It's also great that you could make an unordered list about any one of the bullet points on this unordered list. I'd gobble any of those up.
Didjoo know they are putting out remasters of #1 record/radio city ON VINYL any minute now, with faithfully reproduced artwork?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!! oh oh you should talk about how you tricked me and jenny with that light trick at mangia too. That was a totally sweet night.
Glad to see you back
seriously? I thought we had something here...
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