The C.U.P. w/ T.H.M.C. on P, that is. Instead of cut-up pizza. But if you use salami, I would recommend no hot sauce, less salt, and mix some miracle whip with the top hummous. Also maybe even put a pickle in there and roll it up instead of cooking it flat. Also don't shred the cheese, just cut it up. Also, it doesn't really actually taste what you would call "good."
Also, it should be pointed out that there exists no conceivable situation in which the title of this entry is not true.
Example usage:
A father might use it as a conciliatory statement to a child who didn't get what they wanted for Christmas.
Monday, April 21, 2008
you can also make it with salami
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queue the theme to the food network's new "bachelor atrocities with matty lite" cooking show.
I'm right nervous for my gastronintenstinal well-being at the beginning of next month of a sudden.
Stop staring at me, owl.
HUMMOUS??? who spells hummus like that? I bet you like colours, favourites, and cheques too. This is America, pal.
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