...more sandwiches for an "internet cafe"

• the LOL: Lettuce, Onion, & Liverwurst
  
• the IMHO: Iam's dog food, Mayo, Hot dogs (sliced), & Oriole (flayed, roasted)
  
• the ROTFL: Rye bread with Onion, Tomato, Feta cheese, and Lamb (the kind in gyros)
  
• the ROTFLMAO: Same as above, but also with Meatballs, Avocados, and Orange slices (the candy, not the fruit)
  
• the <3: an open face sandwich with a single slice of baloney (it has less than three component parts; I love it)
  
• the LOL CAT: like a LOL, but also with Cheese (smart money's on Cheddar), Ancho chilis, and Trout (smoked)
  
• the OMG: Olde style mixed with Mayo, spread over a Gyro that you got ANY DAMNED DAY BUT WEDNESDAY WHEN YOU REALLY WANTED ONE BUT THE KABOB HOUSE WAS CLOSED
  
• the "Hotmail": microwaved bread that you wrote on with ketchup
  
• the... the... uh...

Wait, this is stupid.

Good bye.