Lest anyone get the wrong idea about me, I feel like I better make the following Embarrassing Confessions:
-I don't get what's so great about the Clash
-I think Paris Hilton is hot
-I'm starting to like the New England Patriots
-I've watched and enjoyed Project Runway
-I never saw The Warriors until last week
-Born in the USA is still my favorite Springsteen album
-I never really got Doonesbury
-I don't get what's so bad about 5150-- it's at least tied for my favorite Van Halen album
-Words can't describe the anger, sadness, and deep feeling of the world letting me down I felt when I first saw my fondest childhood memories sullied in this fucking commercial
-I still think The Wall is way better than Dark Side of the Moon
-I don't get what's so great about Sweetheart of the Rodeo
-I love Hardees Thickburgers and eat one once a week
-Sometimes when I see a commercial for a new product at Taco Bell, I get excited and get in my van and drive to Taco Bell and order the new product (even though it always ends up tasting like every other new product at Taco Bell)
-I don't get what's so great about Easy Rider
-I don't get what's so great about Bitches Brew
-For that matter, I can't seem to get into any jazz from about 1968 and later
-I don't get what's so great about Frank Sinatra
Thanks for letting me get that off my chest.
Monday, December 17, 2007
full disclosure
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3 comments:
-I don't get what's so great about the Clash
you are wrong.
-I think Paris Hilton is hot
you are right.
-I'm starting to like the New England Patriots
you are wrong.
-I've watched and enjoyed Project Runway
you are right.
-I never saw The Warriors until last week
not applicable.
-Born in the USA is still my favorite Springsteen album
NEBRASKA.
-I never really got Doonesbury
Doonesbury is the wrong forum for what it tries to accomplish.
-I don't get what's so bad about 5150-- it's at least tied for my favorite Van Halen album
Sammy Hagar is the problem.
-Words can't describe the anger, sadness, and deep feeling of the world letting me down I felt when I first saw my fondest childhood memories sullied in this fucking commercial
Yes. That is wrong.
-I still think The Wall is way better than Dark Side of the Moon
I guess I'll give you that. But Animals kills them both.
-I don't get what's so great about Sweetheart of the Rodeo
Just the Gram Parsons songs.
-I love Hardees Thickburgers and eat one once a week
Be sure to get some exercise.
-Sometimes when I see a commercial for a new product at Taco Bell, I get excited and get in my van and drive to Taco Bell and order the new product (even though it always ends up tasting like every other new product at Taco Bell)
Taco Bell is meat failure.
-I don't get what's so great about Easy Rider
In historical context and from a business standpoint it's interesting.
-I don't get what's so great about Bitches Brew
DUDE, WAH WAH ON THE TRUMPET (me neither)
-For that matter, I can't seem to get into any jazz from about 1968 and later
Those Jason Moran albums you gave me are pretty cool
-I don't get what's so great about Frank Sinatra
Tony SAYS frank is great, so Frank is great, you got me?
Straight To Hell by The Clash is awesome. Im not saying they are great. Not like those idiots in Rancid. Probably only had 12 or so good songs.
Paris Hilton is the worst looking beak-nosed transgender.
The Patriots are the baddest PS2 Madden team ever. They never punt.
Never seen Warriors but have played with the action figures that just came out.
I hate the Wall. Its overblown, the production sounds like shit and Roger Waters is a terrible singer. Animals is boring.
I liked 5150 but its low on the list
Sweethearts Of The Rodeo BARELY has any Gram Parsons on it contrary to what anyone says.
I hate all Miles Davis, even the Coltrane and Monk stuff. Its crap. Even Kind Of Blue stinks. Its sounds like the weather channel music to me. Herb Alpert has more soul than Miles.
I always fall asleep in the middle of Easy Rider
I just recently reexamined Born In The USA...and I was blown away.
Doonesbury has beak-nosed people in it...I like Prince Valiant...screw you Post Dispatch!
Frank Sinatra sang flat. He has the worst phrasing ever. Doris Day blows him off the map.
I guess I don't like a lot of shit.
I guess I better weigh in on this.
-I don't get what's so great about the Clash
Ghetto Defendant.
-I think Paris Hilton is hot
She's imaginary. But so is Leela, so I guess it ultimately doesn't matter.
-I'm starting to like the New England Patriots
That's because they're hot men and you are gay.
-I've watched and enjoyed Project Runway
Even a straight person (like me, not you) feels the ferocity that emanates from this show.
-I never saw The Warriors until last week
Last week was my second time. The first was a couple of years after it's release. My brain was small then. And pink.
-Born in the USA is still my favorite Springsteen album
Darkness on the Edge of Town. That opinion is based solely on the strength of one song - Darkness on the Edge of Town.
-I never really got Doonesbury
Me neither. Find some Bloom County.
-I don't get what's so bad about 5150-- it's at least tied for my favorite Van Halen album
I don't have a sense of humor about Van Halen. The only thing I am grateful to them for is the video for Poundcake, which swiftly ushered me into manhood.
-Words can't describe the anger, sadness, and deep feeling of the world letting me down I felt when I first saw my fondest childhood memories sullied in this fucking commercial
You expect too much from this world.
-I still think The Wall is way better than Dark Side of the Moon
Of course.
-I don't get what's so great about Sweetheart of the Rodeo
Hickory Wind
-I love Hardees Thickburgers and eat one once a week
guys....
-Sometimes when I see a commercial for a new product at Taco Bell, I get excited and get in my van and drive to Taco Bell and order the new product (even though it always ends up tasting like every other new product at Taco Bell)
There was a baby's tooth in my 7 layer. Oh God, there was a baby's tooth in my 7 layer.
-I don't get what's so great about Easy Rider
The part where they get totally wasted.
-I don't get what's so great about Bitches Brew
You're a racist.
-For that matter, I can't seem to get into any jazz from about 1968 and later
It is bad.
-I don't get what's so great about Frank Sinatra
You wouldn't.
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