Say it ain't so, George. Cody McKay? Larry Bigbie?? Fernando Vina?!? 
Ah, but at least there's a corn in the turd-- now I can say with a fair degree of confidence that I have bigger balls than Roger Clemens and Miguel Tejada. Wanna bet? I could probably fit seven of Barry Bonds' balls into just one of my balls-- even if I first put one of Jose Canseco's balls inside one of Roger Clemens' balls, then put Roger Clemens' ball-stuffed ball into one of Barry Bonds' balls.* But I'm not here to point fingers, and I'm not here to stuff hypothetical shrunken balls into other hypothetical shrunken balls. No, what I'm here for is to compare ball size, and the smart money's on mine. So go ahead, lay down your bets. Yes, put down some smart money. On my balls. Put money on my balls.
* Much like the Turducken.
Friday, December 14, 2007
a wager
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If AC/DC are among the competitors, then all bets are off, my friend.
of course, mr. frederick, that makes one wonder about Accept's balls, and their state after being "to the wall."
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