Authorities recently obtained a warrant to search the defendant's wardrobe, where they found this possibly incriminating T-shirt:
Photograph 12: The Shirt
The shirt appears to be 80% cotton, 15% acrylic, and 5% "other." As of publication time authorities have not ascertained whether this is a shirt one actually might wear, or "more of novelty gift shirt," as one unnamed detective described it.
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Let's hope that 5% "other" ain't bread crumbs and muenster.
"In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate drunken sandwich eating, and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories."
Ain't that somethin
Cops come runnin
Just for Matty Lite's
teeth at night
bumpin.
Illegal sandwich eatin
system beatin
martyr for the cause
of a 'wich while you sleepin.
They call him criminal
cause he eats so subliminal
Seminal figure, while the revolution's liminal.
I know this unity shit's played out
but it's the only way to change
the way our city's laid out.
So we all gotta get wasted
lose our vision the way Pace did,
eat a sandwich in bed
and forget how it tasted.
Violence we will thusly incite
and when the streets run with blood
call his name, Matty Lite.
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