To my St. Louis reader(s), please come see this tonight

You'll cry.

But take heart– you can can come back to my place afterwards and do any one of the following:

• Shoot a BB gun at some cans or maps of Europe
  
• Drink one or several beers
  
• Give us adulations various and sundry
  
• Listen to a recitation of some of the Illiad, if it turns out to be That sort of night.
  
• Spill things on my floor
  
• Listen to music on my ipod until someone decides to change it because I have the same seven or eight non-party-friendly albums on there I always do
  
• Make merry