I didn't even make this shit up

-1 Morning Star veggie patty, fried
-2 slices whole wheat bread, toasted
-Mayonnaise
-1/2 Avocado, sliced
-Some mild Kim Chee from a jar
-Some kind of pretty good salsa

You know what to do.


Also, I've developed a new sort of breakfast.

-1 banana, peeled
(eat the whole thing, it's good for you)