Episode 12: My bros are in town
[start theme music]
[montage of the city skylines of San Francisco and Denver]
[stock footage of airplanes flying/landing]
[montage of St. Louis city scenes]
[clip of the Patterson-Gimlin sasquatch footage]
[extreme close-up on action figures being shot by BBs]
[end theme music]
1. Get your bros to come to town.
2. Go grocery shopping with them.
3. Try not to get in the way while they prepare:
-Salsiccia gnocchi & Italian bread
-Sausage gravy & biscuits
-Scrambled eggs & toast
-Various and sundry fine Belgian ales
-Premium bourbon
I think all my friends love my brothers more than they love me. Possibly because my brothers are the coolest dudes in the world, ever. I'll be thinking of them later on when I cook up some
Sausage-Gravy-Hot-Dog-ritos
-Have some leftover sausage gravy your bro made
-put it on a tortilla
-put a hot dog on there
-probably grate some cheddar cheese on there
-wrap it up and microwave it
This will taste good to you if you are filled with love. Are you filled with love? I am filled with love.
2 comments:
It is my understanding that your brothers have hearts and wieners the size of the Caspian Sea.
I, too, have been thus informed
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