Generally I am a very giving person.  But let it be known that I will not, under any circumstances, give the following:
1.  A rat's ass
2.  A flying fuck (in general or specifically at a rolling donut)
3.  A ladybug
4.  A shit, half a shit, or any fraction of a shit
5.  A god-damn
Conversely, I am at all times ready to give:
1.  A damn (of the non-denominational variety)
2.  A hoot
3.  A fuck (of the non-flying variety)
Glad we could clear that up.  Thanks.
Monday, May 08, 2006
my giving nature
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6 comments:
What would Crom give?
He'd give a shit.
Give a hoot. Don't pollute.
As that guy in Maximum Overdrive said, I don't give a ladybug if you got eggs on.
What's with all these Mattys all over the country? I think it's time for some sort of uprising.
I don't give homeless people money & I feel ashamed of it. Flying fuck. Rolling donut.
I don't give a horse's tit.
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